The land was fissured. It was a very beautiful thing. It almost reminds me of another beautiul thing, a woman. A woman named Jordan. Jordan was a special woman. She was born in a city known as LA. She was an emo girl that liked Saw. But one day she decided to not be a cutter anymore and join Victoria Secret. She is very hot, but they have to photoshop her scarred wrists for hours because it is so disgusting and nobody would like to wear a bra that a cutter wears. Then she met a dog on the street named Max. They lived together for many years to come. Until one day the dog died from a disease called Fissuria. That is why the land was fissured because his middle name was Land.

One day Jordan met a guy named Sky and he had a big cleft on his double I's. That means that he can never write the letter 'I' because there are clefts on them. Then one day he found out he could part the ocean with his double I's because they were magical.

One day Sky's hand got cut off in a duel with Darth Vader because he was Luke Skywalker. Then Jordan had to heal his hand with her healing hand powers. That is why his hand passed over.